You’d think that when it made patches pretty much inescapable, Microsoft would have made darn sure they were problem-free. But you’d be wrong. I like Windows 10. But I don’t like getting stuck in eternal reboot hell.For days now, one of my Windows 10 Anniversary Update PCs has been relentlessly rebooting and rebooting and … well, you get the idea. I’m not alone. This Sisyphean cycle is plaguing many other people.Patches were welcome. After all, the Windows 10 Anniversary Update, a.k.a. Windows 10 SP1, came with a host of problems. There were unexplained freezes, Cortana was fouled up, webcams were broken and multiple third-party applications were turned into messes.And even mandatory, you-have-no-choice-and-don’t-even-have-to-think patches seemed wise. Most people can’t be trusted to pick a password that’s not “password,” never mind patch their systems. But then came the first cumulative upgrade to Windows 10 SP1. Oh, it was a stinker! Not only did build 14393.82, not fix some of the earlier problems; it managed to blow up other things, such as PowerShell Desired State Configuration (DSC). If you’re Joe User, you don’t know what I’m talking about. If you’re Josephine Sysadmin, DSC is probably what you use for jobs such as setting up all your users’ systems. You know, the little stuff.When I championed automatic patching, I assumed two things. First, I imagined that it would target consumer PCs, leaving system administrators some control over updates. Nope. Ancient history. Now you get all the patches in a “cumulative update.” Don’t want the patch that breaks your mission-critical widget? Too bad, too sad. Worse still for small businesses, Windows 10 shoves automatic updates down your throat. You can’t stop the patches. Ever. Unless — I’ll explain more about this in a minute — you forgo patches for a year. Second, I had really hoped that, since Microsoft was making patching mandatory, its patch quality assurance would go up. Ah, foolish me. Even now, I’m watching my busted Windows 10 PC working on its fifth — or is it the sixth? — attempt to update itself.I really should have known better, given Microsoft’s lousy record with its Windows updates. Anyone else remember the Jet Database patch, which bricked Windows 2000? The .Net SP that knocked out Quicken in 2008? Right before tax season? Or, my all-time favorite, the time Microsoft issued six — count ’em, six! — bad patches at once.So what can you do about this? Well, you can set your PC from the consumer-level “Current Branch” (CB) to the enterprise-oriented “Current Branch for Business” (CBB) upgrade track. With CBB, you can delay any “upgrade” from reaching your system for 12 months from when it was first released. Of course, if there’s is a serious security patch in there, you’re screwed. But at least hackers will have a working computer to mess around with. That’s not what you want, although I would take it over what I have now: a useless PC displaying a screen message that says, “Working on updates 13%.”And what is Microsoft doing about the unmitigated disaster that Windows 10 cumulative updates have been? Why, starting this month, it will require Windows 7 and 8.1 users to install all patches as well. To quote Susan Bradley, Windows patching expert, “Bottom line, everyone is holding their breath, hoping for the best, expecting the worst.”After what I’ve seen with Windows 10 patches, I know what to expect. Now are you ready to join me on a nice Chromebook or the Linux Mint 18 desktop? Related content news Conti-linked ransomware takes in $107 million in ransoms: Report A ransomware campaign linked to the ostensibly defunct Conti malware group has targeted mostly US businesses, in a costly series of attacks. By Jon Gold Nov 30, 2023 4 mins Ransomware Malware Cybercrime news Okta confirms recent hack affected all customers within the affected system Contrary to its earlier analysis, Okta has confirmed that all of its customer support system users are affected by the recent security incident. By Shweta Sharma Nov 30, 2023 3 mins Data Breach news Top cybersecurity product news of the week New product and service announcements from Wiz, Palo Alto Networks, Sophos, SecureAuth, Kasada, Lacework, Cycode, and more. By CSO staff Nov 30, 2023 17 mins Generative AI Security feature How to maintain a solid cybersecurity posture during a natural disaster Fire, flood, eathquake, hurricane, tornado: natural disasters are becoming more prevalent and they’re a threat to cybersecurity that isn’t always on a company’s radar. Here are some ways to prepare for the worst. By James Careless Nov 30, 2023 8 mins Security Operations Center Data and Information Security Security Practices Podcasts Videos Resources Events SUBSCRIBE TO OUR NEWSLETTER From our editors straight to your inbox Get started by entering your email address below. Please enter a valid email address Subscribe