Trojans, Worms and Spam

I am Blogman

I am Blogman

Blogman I am

That Blogman-I-am!

Than Blogman-I-am!

I do not like

that Blogman-I-am!

Do you like

Trojans, Worms and Spam?

I do not like them,

Blogman-I-am.

I do not like

Trojans, Worms and Spam.

Would you like them

here or there?

I would not like them

here or there.

I would not like them

anywhere.

I do not like

Trojans, Worms and Spam.

I do not like them,

Blogman-I-am.

Would you like them

as an injection?

Would you like them

as an infection?

I do not like them

in my SAN.

I do not like them

on my WAN.

I do not like them

here or there.

I do not like them

anywhere.

I do not like Trojans, Worms and Spam.

I do not like them, Blogman-I-am.

Would you use them

at the root?

Would you use them

when you boot?

Not at the root.

Not when I boot.

Not in my SAN.

Not on my WAN.

I would not use them here or there.

I would not use them anywhere.

I would not use Trojans, Worms and Spam.

I do not like them, Blogman-I-am.

Would you? Could you?

At ring zero?

Use them! Use them!

Be the hero.

I would not,

could not,

in MySpace.

You may like them.

if you phish.

You may like them

if you smish!

I would not, could not if I were a cracker.

Not in my MySpace! Not even if I were a hacker.

I do not like them at the root.

I do not like them when I boot.

I do not like them in my SAN.

I do not like them on my WAN.

I do not like them here or there.

I do not like them anywhere.

I do not like Trojans, Worms and Spam.

I do not like them, Blogman-I-am.

A Wiki! A Wiki!

A Wiki! A Wiki!

Could you, would you,

in a Wiki?

Not in a Wiki! Not in a key logger!

Not in IM! I’m just a Blogger.

I would not, could not, at the root.

I could not, would not, when I boot.

I will not use them in my SAN.

I will not use them on my WAN.

I will not use them in an overflow.

I will not use them if they are low and slow.

I do not use Trojans, Worms and Spam.

I do not like them, Blogman-I-am.

Say!

If they stole my IP?

Maybe they could steal my IP!

Would you, could you, if they stole IP?

I would not, could not,

if they stole my IP.

Would you, could you, in IRC?

I would not, could not,

in IRC.

Not in a Wiki. Not stealing my IP.

Not on MySpace. Not on my PC.

I do not like them, Blogman, you see.

Not in my SAN. Not at the root.

Not on my WAN. Not when I boot.

I will not use them here or there.

I do not like them anywhere!

You do not like

Trojans, Worms and Spam?

I do not

like them,

Blogman-I-am.

Could you, would you,

in your cache?

I would not,

could not,

in my cache!

Would you, could you,

in your flash?

I could not, would not, in my flash.

I will not, will not, in my cache.

I will not use them if they stole my IP.

I will not use them in IRC.

Not if they phish! Not in a key logger!

Not if they smish! I’m just a Blogger!

I do not like them at the root.

I do not like them when I boot.

I will not use them in my SAN.

I do not like them on my WAN.

I do not like them here or there.

I do not like them ANYWHERE!

I do not like

Trojans, Worms and SPAM

I do not like them,

Blogman-I-am.

You do not like them.

So you say.

Try them! Try them!

And you may.

Try them and you may, I say.

Blogman!

If you will let me be,

I will try them.

You will see.

Say!

I like Trojans, Worms and Spam!

I do! I like them, Blogman-I-am!

And I would use them in your flash.

And I would use them in your cache…

And I will use them stealing your IP.

And in an overflow. And if I were a cracker.

And if they are low and slow. Or if I were a hacker.

They are so good, so good, you see!

So I will use them at your root.

And I will use them when you boot.

And I will use them in your SAN.

And I will use them on your WAN.

And I will use them here and there.

Say! I will use them ANYWHERE!

I do so like

Trojans, Worms and Spam!

Thank you!

Thank you,

Blogman-I-am!