1. We've just gotten a heads up that we're going to be served with a subpoena, so please clean up your files before next Monday. 2. Can we push the numbers here? 3. Hey sexy, meet me in the coat closet in 5 mins. 4. [Insert CEO name here] is such a [insert cussword here]. 5. I don't think we should hire a woman for that job. 6. To all: I know I had a lot to drink at lunch today, but.... 7. I should never have put that in an e-mail.