Debriefing
DHS Terror Alert Scale, Localized
If it's broke, fix it! Instead of scrapping DHS's color-coded alert system altogether, we humbly submit this remedy.
By Scott Berinato
July 01, 2005 — CSO — Table shows new threat level designation - and recommended actions - for each location.
| Washington, D.C. . | Green | Blue | Yellow | Orange | Red |
| Greenwich, Conn. . . . | Hedgerow Moss Have dinner party | Lakeview Reflections Maybe just invite the Cabots | Morning Moon Lock outer gate at end of the cobble drive | November Pumpkin Call broker about defense stocks | Christmas Velvet Board yacht, steam to Halifax |
| Orlando, Fla. . . . | Jiminy CricketTM Give a little whistle | AladdinTM A whole new world | The Lion KingTM Be prepared | The IncrediblesTM Missile lock | BambiTM Tragedy in the meadow |
| Boston, Mass. . . . | Lahhry Bhirrrd Pahty wicked hahd | Tawm Brady Go home aftah happy owah | Bawbby Oah Head to New Hampshuh, but don't take the Pike to 95, stay on 93 | Doug Flutie Take the T ovah Billy O'Brien's; hide in old bawmb sheltah down cellah | Schilling's Sawk Hell freezes ovah |
| Napa Valley, Calif. . . . . . | Pinot Grigio Easy, drinkable; perfect for relaxing on veranda by the chimenea | Chardonnay Buttery with oak finish, good after long commute in 5-Series Beemer | Sauvignon Blanc Aromatic with pronounced smokiness, nice when in-laws visit you in Carmel | Cabernet Complex, with austere tannins, uncork after CEO gives Richards your promotion | Shiraz Seductive with bold plum flavors, a big red that goes well with the end of the world |
| New York City . . . | Hhhhonnnnk! Go Already!! | Pffffth! Get Outta tha Way, Wouldja?!? | Bahhst! HEY! I'm WALKIN' HEAHHH! | Whohhhh! [Unprintable] | 'Scuse me? Are You Talkin' to Me? Are YOU Talkin' to ME?? |
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