The 2013 CSO Holiday Gift Guide

A few suggestions from the CSO staff on what to give your favorite security professional this holiday season

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BYOD Policy Enforcer

Staff not following the rules? Is that Surface 2 suddenly acting as a remote storage device for all development projects? The BYOD Policy Enforcer is sure to enlighten the masses.

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The 'China Did It' Button

Have an incident and don't know who to blame? Just press the button and response teams will begin their reports and marketing efforts right away.

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NSA Privacy Tent

All forms of payment accepted, but must be verified using thumbprints, cheek swabs or a TSA pat down.

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Edward Snowden Voodoo Doll

A great gift for your favorite director of national intelligence, as well as the minority and majority leadership in the House.